Frank's Facts About Fred Thompson

Being the home of not one, not two, but three Fred Thompson caucus-ers, I feel it is necessary for the worldwide staff of T'n'T to spread the good word about Fred. Thankfully I don't have to go out and search for a bunch of info because Frank at IMAO has, since last March, been putting up a daily fact about Fred.

I'm particularly fond of the the following:

• Fred Thompson's wit is so sharp that it can split atoms apart.
• Fred Thompson's steely glare will soften steel.
• There are only two things in life that are certain - Death and Fred Thompson.
• Fred Thompson was originally considered for the lead to 24, but then the producers realized that, with how long it takes Fred Thompson to solve any national crisis, they'd have to rename the series 0.2.
• When Fred Thompson is President, he plans to open up the federal government's strategic reserve of whup-ass.
• Fred Thompson carries a .44 magnum at all times. He calls it his "veto pen."

Frank has a whole bunch more. This is just the tip of the iceberg. And, I'm quite certain that all of them are 100% accurate, with zero exaggeration.