Oh. My. God.
One of the newspapers in the teachers’ lounge this morning was open to a story headlined “Davenport schools lauded for program” The headline was about 72 point type, so I knew it must be big news. As I reached for the paper, I wondered excitedly what achievement this might be. A new college prep program? More parental involvement with schools? Maybe something for sports, where the Davenport schools consistently finish at the bottom of the standings despite being much larger than their competition? Something innovative in the area of vocational training? Or, dare I hope – a new pilot program to improve students’ respect for the learning process?
Nope. Davenport schools have been recognized as having the best recycling program in Iowa. No, let me rephrase that. “Excitement shouldn’t be too hard to come by in a district known as having the “Best School Recycling Program” in Iowa.”
Okay, be still, my pounding heart. Davenport schools have a 22% dropout rate, but they have the best recycling program in the state.
At one high school, only fifteen percent of the less than half the graduating class that took the SAT test are considered proficient for college success in all academic areas, but they can sure collect cans and scrap paper. Come to think of it, that may be a necessary occupational skill.
Here are some of the highlights from the Quad City Times article:
If anyone wants some advice how to save the world — or at least Scott County — just ask the Davenport Community School District.
The district’s five-year plan includes diverting almost 3 million pounds of materials from the landfill, saving about $35,000 in the process. All it takes are some classroom recycling bins, a can baler and lots of enthusiasm from Davenport students and staff.
$35,000 in five years is about seven one thousandths of one percent of Davenport’s $100 million annual budget. But, the county landfill saved some space too.
Amber [redacted], an eighth-grader who has been on the team since sixth grade, was pleased to find out about the award.
“There are a lot of schools in Iowa, so I was excited that we got such a great honor,” Amber said. “It’s a great way to help the environment, and it doesn’t take that much time really.”
Translation: “We got a day out of school to go to this awards thing without really having to do anything. Cool!”
Although the trophy is in place, the district has high expectations for the schools next year. The Williams [middle school] Recycling Team just completed a PowerPoint program presentation on recycling to take to all the elementary schools to encourage recycling at a younger age.
Hopefully, the presentation goes easy on printed words and numbers, since the elementary students’ reading skills seem to be on the decline and we want them to grasp the full importance of recycling.
Don’t get me wrong, I think recycling is a good thing, and I’m a big believer in helping the children relate their classroom lessons to the real world. I’m just darn sick and tired of getting students into my classes who can’t read, can’t write – and don’t get me started on fractions – and can’t stay in their seats and pay attention for ten minutes. Shouldn’t academic skills and learning how to learn come ahead of special projects? Before they can save the world, they need to learn a few all-purpose skills.
I asked Ms. Ditto if she might have more information for me in the future. She said to watch the balcony of her apartment, and if the flower pot is on the right side, instead of the left, I should meet her in the parking garage, or at the rodeo.
* To be properly gender-non specific, in accordance with modern practice, I guess that line should be written as ‘I never got a good look at them because they had positioned themselves directly below and in front of a bright spotlight or the sun…