Well, election day will be here in just under an hour. The polls will open in just over seven hours. They'll close a scant thirteen hours after that. In other words, it's all over but the shouting.
This would be the post where I should put into writing for all posterity, or at least until the permalinks dissovle into the ether of the internet, my predictions for how this whole crazy election cycle will resovle itself.
The House:
I'm not going to cover specific house races in any detail. Iowa will return the exact same five we sent last time--Leach, Nussle, Latham, King, and Boswell.
As a whole, the GOP will gain about seven seats in the House, due primarily to redistricting in Texas.
Random Senate Races:
Oklahoma: Coburn (R) v. Carson (D). This one has been tight. But, I've got it on good authority from my Oklahoma sources that Coburn is going to pull it out. Republican Hold.
South Carolina: DeMint (R) v. Tannebaum (D). Earlier, the DNC had hopes for this one. But, South Carolina is a heavily Republican state at this point. DeMint has this wrapped up. Republican gain.
North Caronlina: Burr (R) v. Bowles (D). Bowles was ahead until just a couple of weaks ago. Burr got a late start, but I think he is peaking at the right time. A hold for the GOP.
Kentucky: There's been some speculation that Jim Bunning might be in trouble due to concerns about his age and health. Take that with a grain of salt. The "tightening" of this race was bringing from the high twenties to the low teens. Bunning has never been in serious danger. The fact that I can't think of his opponent off the top of my head is an indicator of how uncompetitive this race has really been. If Bunning were to somehow lose, it'd be an upset of epic proportions. GOP hold.
Alaska: This is a tough one. Bush will win the state by twenty points or more, but Murkowski has been in trouble from the get go. Some GOP faithful have been upset that she's a bit milktoast. The Dems aren't happy with her because she's a Republican. Everyone is upset of the nepotism that put her in office. To top it off, she's running against a popular former governor of the state. Yet, for all that, the recent polls indicate that she's in a dead heat if not a little ahead. I'll probably regeret it, but I predict Murkowski with a margin of victory you might be able to count on your fingers and toes. GOP hold (I hope).
Iowa: Grassley (R) v. Small (D). I write about this only because it's happening here in Iowa. Art Small may have the catchiest ads this side of the Budweiser lizards, but that's no match for Chuck Grassley. Grassley will win this in a walk away. The latest polls have him up 65 to 20. Even if all the undecideds break for Small, it'll still be a two to one wipe out. GOP hold.
Florida: Martinez (R) v. Castor (D). The DNC had high, high hopes for this one. And it's not a foregone conclusion. The polls have been inconsistent. I'd like to say that Martinez will win, but I've been giving all the close ones to the GOP. Accordingly, and for no other reason, I'll go with Castor here. I hope I'm wrong. Democrat hold.
Georgia: This one has never been in doubt. Johnny Isakson will win easily in this race to replace Zell Miller. For policy purposes, this isn't much of a gain for the GOP. However, for the electing of leadership positions, it's a net gain. GOP gain.
South Dakota: Thune (R) v. Daschle (D). I think that fate may actually have caught up with Daschle. He's had the good fortune to run in '86 (an off year election in the second term of the sitting President), '92 (when Bill Clinton was washing away Bush 41), and '98 (an off year election in the second term of a sitting President that defied all precedent by adding to the President's party in Congress). Those were all bad years for Republicans as a whole. So he's been lucky up to nown. Moreover, as minority leader, Daschle has had to push the party line more than he would have in the past. The DNC party line isn't popular in South Dakota. Moreover, he's been in the minority and isn't in a position to bring home the pork like before. Combine all that and I think Thune's got a good chance. Daschle can still pull it off, but I suspect that it'll take a massive effort on the Reservations to make it happen for Daschle. I'll go with Thune, narrowly. GOP gain.
Illinois: The Illinois GOP is a joke. A. Complete. Joke. Keyes has also been a joke. Obama will win this by about a four to one or five to one margin. If Kerry doesn't win, start printing your Clinton/Obama bumper stickers for 2008. Democrat gain.
Colorado: Coors (R) v. Salazar (D). I think that Coors has run a lackluster campaign and has been outhustled by Salazar. Salazar wins. Democrat gain.
The Big Enchilada, the White House:
I hate this. My predictions are historically bad. I'm concerned that if I say "Bush" that my bad karma will create a boomerang effect, causing Kerry to win. I'm tempted, therefore, to pick Kerry so that I can least have the hollow happiness of saying, "I told you so" if Kerry wins. Unfortunately, fate is a cruel mistress. If I pick Kerry, there is little doubt in my mind that Lady Luck will bite me in the ass and throw the victory to Kerry. So, with trepidation and fear, I'll call for a Bush victory. (Insert my prayer here.) I'll go so far as to say 273 to 265. I don't know what combination of states it takes to get those numbers, but, you weren't going to try to figure it out anyway.